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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post



mmmhmmmm. ive been saying this since carrie underwood came out with that song about her bf cheating on her or w/e and i didnt get 250,000 notes…. 

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